Chapter Two – Some assembly required

 

  “Not the place I expected to find a good crew,” Martin – André – remarked as he settled into the booth in the corner.

  At least he was out of his old Merchant Marine uniform. The crew of the Seven Seas had been in such a hurry to vacate the place, once The Hawk had gotten it into his head that he wanted the ship for himself, that they had left some of their personal belongings behind.

  Now what was it with pirates – it was the only thing they could have been, smugglers at least – and leather? At least he had found something his size, and carrying a disruptor wasn’t bad. At least he was armed now. Not that he felt very armed and dangerous.

  No. Armed or not, in this place everyone was more dangerous than André was, including the Orion sitting opposite him.

  He had seen her pick up a small disruptor. She had loaded it with a fresh power pack drawn from the Seven Seas’ armory and then the small weapon had just vanished in a swift motion that would have made any illusionist cry tears of bitter envy.

  Before he found any more time to think about the Orion’s talents she motioned one of the waitresses closer and whispered something in her ear. Almost unnoticeably a small strip of latinum changed hands and the waitress was on her way again across the room, her hips swinging invitingly, her hands playfully slapping away various appendages that reached out to touch her.

  Another waitress came by and Shadira ordered food and drink. André was willing to trust her choice, even after a steaming plate of grubby... something had been placed in front of him. If Shadira had wanted to kill him she would have taken a more direct approach than food-poisoning.

  He had just taken a bite of the fat-dripping meat and decided that it wasn’t perhaps as bad as it looked, when someone pulled a chair to his table and planted a set of scarred square hands on the table. 

André looked up and after a long way his eyes reached the man’s face. When his eyes had found a way through the craggy scarred canyons of the chin and up a unexpectedly sharp thin nose he arrived at a pair of cold gray eyes that stared down at him as if he was nothing more than a bug in serious need of some squashing. 

“Name’s Tom. You guys wanted to see me?” 

André drew a deep breath. “I guess we did.” He shot a glance at Shadira, but her slightly bemused expression was no help at all. “We are looking to hire a few capable people to run a spaceship. Do you think you can help us with that?”

  “I sure can. I am an engineer. The best one you’ll find in this part of town.”

  “Okay, let’s see if you know what you are talking about. What do you know about Klingon system engineering, the way they did it two hundred years ago?”

  *****

  “Which will short out half the EPS grid,” André said while a sad frown took hold of his face.

  “Not if I shunted the power surge through the weapons grid it won’t!”

  André took a deep breath, but before he had a chance to say anything Shadira reached across the table and lightly touched his hand.

  He looked down at her green-skinned fingers and fought down a grin. He had almost been carried away, forgetting that this guy – Tom – was pretty good at what he talked about.

  “Truth or consequences,” André calmly said, still looking down at the place Shadira’s hand had occupied a moment before, “would you have done that if I hadn’t reminded you of the problems with the EPS grid?”

  Tom flexed his fingers and his knuckles made a sickening creaking sound that seemed too unnatural, too mechanical, to be produced by any part of a Human’s body. “No.”

  André Lafayette’s head came up with a smile painted on his face. “Okay, let’s discuss payment.”

  “No need to. I heard an Orion chick with an old Klingon scout ship was taking on The Hawk.” Tom’s cold gray eyes turned to Shadira and he shrugged. “Sorry for the chick part, lady, but that’s what I heard people say and hey I am just not a man of the world like your friend here.”

  André started to laugh our loud, but his laughter quickly ended in a grunting snort as two things suddenly occurred to him: Tom wouldn’t like the thought that he was laughed about and compared to most people in this part of town André was really a man of the world. He had received a good education, traveled a lot, picked up a few skills in several languages, and while perhaps not an expert trader he knew enough about commerce to make an honest living as a trader if given the chance.

  But there was something else that he realized with a sinking feeling. There was a fierce glint in Tom’s cold eyes. “What’s it to you?”

  “Well, if you are those guys going against The Hawk I want in.” Tom rolled up his sleeves and exposed his burned and scarred arms. “This came courtesy of that bloody Hawk bastard and if you have a score to settle with him helping you do it is payment enough for me.”

  “Uh, well, we are not looking for a fight with this Hawk guy. All we want to do is get the ship back in shape and leave this sorry world.”

  Tom frowned and started to scratch his scarred chin. “Whatever you say. Not that The Hawk will let you get off that easily, but he wants that ship and you want to get it away from him. If you do it and I help you with it it’s still a sort of payback.”

  Tom reached out and André shook the offered hand.

  “Not that we stand any chance,” Tom calmly remarked as he squeezed his opposite’s hand. “But I’d rather die trying than just rot in this hellhole.”

  *****

  André decided that Tom had been right when he had called the suburbs of Chamra a hellhole.

  Not that it resembled any of André’s ideas of what hell might look like. Only a handful of locals had horns and none of them red skin, which seemed an altogether wrong start for a hellhole. The sad absence of burning fires and pits of boiling tar didn’t help the image either. And while the smells did their best to compensate for the lack of hellish scenery they lacked any sulphuric quality. It looked just like any other run-down listlessly-gray suburbia on a dozen frontier worlds André had visited.

  And yet it was a hellhole.

  Everyone had a haggard hunted look to them that would have guaranteed them a place as tortured spirits in any image of Dante’s hell that featured lost souls from a dozen different worlds. What demons hunted them André didn’t know and he wasn’t keen on finding out why he was surrounded by an army of people who stared at him as if he was the only one among them who might have a shot at the repentance they knew they would never be allowed to find.

  “Tell me a bit more about this guy we are looking for,” he asked Tom, just to have something to talk about.

  “Told you, he’s good with weapons, including starship tactical systems. Knows them by the book. May have written a few chapters in that book himself.” Tom shrugged in an elaborate gesture that seemed impossible without a lot more shoulder joints than a human was supposed to have. “What you should know is that he is also a bit crazy. Thing is he’s some serious gun bunny. If it’s got one end with a trigger and another that shoots out something – anything – he’s your man. Problem is he’s a bit too eager to pull the trigger sometimes. Worked for one of The Hawk’s enforcers and shot a guy dead despite orders. Not that The Hawk minds people dead who owe him money for too long, but he’d rather have them pay first and shot later, not the other way ‘round.”

  “Wonderful,” André groaned. “And if you don’t mind me asking, what’s it with this Hawk guy and The? Everyone makes it sound like The was his first name.” He shot a glance at Shadira, but the Orion just spread her hands in a helpless gesture.

  “Dunno,” Tom replied in a thoroughly baffled voice. “It’s what everybody calls him.”

  “I see. He probably started that himself. A mysterious extravagant name to add an air of danger to his person,” André Lafayette replied and sadly shook his head. “Pretty cheesy, isn’t it?”

  *****

  Tom’s knock on the door went unanswered and André took the opportunity to look around again.

  It seemed the small squalid house was the only occupied one on the street. Those houses next to it that hadn’t succumbed to old age and gravity long ago stared down at the street from empty black windows like the patients of some nightmarish retirement home who hopelessly looked forward to their final release from all earthly burdens. 

  When Tom knocked again a high-pitched reply penetrated the door and André’s bones, making his hair stand on end. “Leave me alone before I send you packing in a plastic bag!”

  “Spare that crap for the tourists. It’s me, Tom!” The engineer’s voice sounded calm, but as he ducked away from the door and sank down on a knee André noticed for the first time that his hand rested on the disruptor holstered at his side. ‘Much good it will do me.’ His hands were so sweaty the gun would just slip from his fingers.

  “What Tom? I know a lot of Tom’s, not counting those I killed myself!”

  “Oh Christ, Laszlo! I am the one Tom who is crazy enough to speak with you.” He lowered his voice to a level that he hoped would be heard on the other side of the door, but nowhere else in the street. “Tom Jones.”

  He looked around and shot an acrid glance at André Lafayette’s slack-jawed face. “Don’t you ever mention this to no one,” Tom whispered.

  “Oh, that Tom! Why didn’t you say so right away?” The voice on the far side of the door still was shrill, but had lost just a little bit of the hair-raising quality. “What do you want?”

  “I am here with two friends who have a business proposition for you. The kind of business you don’t talk about on the street.”

  The ensuing silence was broken after a few seconds by the clicking and hissing sounds of several look releases and the door slid to the side under the groaning sound of heavy hydraulics at work.

  When André risked peering around the doorframe he saw only darkness, but after his eyes had started to adjust he could make out two rifle barrels aimed at him and the reflection of outside light on a set of wrap-around sunglasses.

  “All right, you come on in, but leave all your weapons on the table by the door.”

  André Lafayette drew his disruptor very carefully and held it between thumb and forefinger as he placed it on the table just inside the door. He took a step inside the dark room, but was quickly ushered to the side by the sharp motion of a gun barrel.

  Shadira followed André’s example and carefully placed her disruptor on the table, but before she could make any further move the cutting sharpness was back in the voice of the man they only knew as Laszlo. “I said all weapons, lady. Do you think I wear these glasses because they look so cool? Best weapons detector on the market.”

As Shadira drew a stiletto from each of her boots and placed them next to her small pistol the man hidden in the gloom snickered. “And they look cool, too.”

  *****

  The table by the door aside, the only pieces of furniture in the room where the chair Laszlo occupied and the upturned table that served as a convenient rest for the two rifles still pointed at André and his two companions.

  Left with little alternative they settled on the floor and André forced himself to cross his legs in an uncomfortable position that would make it impossible for him to jump up suddenly even if he wanted to. Laszlo’s small approving nod told him that he had made the right choice and he allowed his eyes more time to adjust to the gloomy lighting.

  Laszlo was a small wiry man, his dark hair kept so short it looked like a five-o-clock shadow had lost its way and wandered from the face to the top of the man’s head.

  The next thing André noticed made him raise a quizzical eyebrow. “Half-Vulcan?” He pointed his chin at Laszlo’s slightly pointed ears.

  “Half-Romulan. Not that it’s any of your business.”

  “Right.” That seemed to be about all the conversation they would have for now and Lafayette took the time to study his surroundings closer. The barred windows let in little light, but it was just enough to produce a few glints of light reflected off metallic surfaces behind the man and the guns André was still facing. ‘More guns.’

  One of the barrels he was trying to avoid staring at belonged to a Cardassian disruptor rifle, but the other one took a lot longer to recognize...

  When recognition happened it was swiftly pushed aside by astonishment. “A slug thrower? You can’t be serious?”

  “Oh, and why not?” the high-pitched voice shot back. “Do you have any idea how many scanners are only set to look for weapons based on power-packs and energy signatures?”

  “Um, not sure, but I guess about eighty-five percent, ninety percent maybe?”

  “Ninety-two point three percent, but you are pretty close.” The momentary trace of almost-congeniality told André he had an opening and he was willing to risk a wild-assed guess to exploit that opening.

  “That’s what they called an assault-rifle in the old days, isn’t it.”

  “Damn Right You Are!” Laszlo dropped the disruptor and came around the upturned table, lovingly cradling the aforementioned weapon in his arms. “It’s a G-36 assault rifle. Well it’s really just a replica, but I built it myself to the exact specifications of the manufacturer – Heckler and Koch. Fires a 5.56mm slug that will go right through any forcefield designed to stop high-energy particle weapons. Standard magazine holds thirty bullets, but I fitted a 100 round Beta C-mag. Do you have any idea how long it took me to find the specs for this baby? Anyway...”

  *****

  When the door closed behind him André fingered his gun and briefly thought about shooting himself. Right now it seemed like the best way to get off Chamra, but Tom’s grating voice cut into his thoughts just in time.

  “You did damn well. I think he’ll really come.”

  “I did nothing,” André tried to protest, but he was too spent to manage more than a feeble attempt.

  Tom grinned and slapped a large hand on Lafayette’s shoulders. “Right. You let him talk longer than anyone ever managed. My brain was crawling out my ears and you just sat there looking really cool. Haven’t ever seen someone deal with Laszlo like he was anything but a freak. Trust me, boss, he’ll come.”

  ‘Holy...’ Being called boss was good! He could get used to it! He shot a glance at Shadira, then a longer more inquisitive look. The ship was hers, she knew her way around this world. All he was was a frontman, the recruiting-poster look of roguish independence that no one would believe an Orion woman to have.

  All Shadira did was nod.

  They had talked it over. She owned the ship but she didn’t want all the responsibility. For several years she had been comfortable being the XO and she didn’t want to change that – not as long as Martin Alcott knew that he would only be André Lafayette as long as she supported him or until he earned the right to be her captain.

  *****

  They stopped at a crossing where the dilapidated houses met a jumbled stretch of brownfields.

  They had been wandering aimlessly for half an hour, but Tom was growing restless. “How many more do we need?”

  André kneaded his face vigorously and was surprised how rough his skin felt – no, not his skin. He hadn’t had a shave in days, but perhaps that was for the best. It was only fitting for André Lafayette, however wrong it might have felt for Martin Alcott. ‘Oh crap! It’s not like I am developing a split personality – I hope.’

  “Let’s see. Six or eight would be ideal, but we’ll get by with three or four more in a pinch. Laszlo at tactical, you as our engineer. Shadira and I can manage most of the bridge stations. What we really need is someone who knows his way around those engines and at least two people who know a little about everything, to take care of the bridge when no one else is around.”

  “Sounds about right.” Tom’s features split in a wide grin. “Hey, we’ll be like the guys in that holonovel, ye know, the Magnificent Seven.”

  André almost groaned, but the realization that he was now living a life he had previously know only from holonovels made him think twice about it.

  “Yeah, I know that holonovel. Trouble is only three of the seven survived. Where are we supposed to find people who are willing to run that risk?”

  Both men turned their heads in unison as Shadira cleared her throat and raised a fist.

  Her index finger shot up and she wiggled it in a follow-me motion.

  *****

  “Shadira! What a pleasant surprise!” two voices sang out in unison and André looked around for the walls that produced the echo. In the middle of the small park walls were decidedly absent, so the pair in front of him apparently shared not just their appearance, but their voice as well.

  In their dark suits the man and woman looked more like middle-class wage-slaves than anything, but if they knew the Orion, their appearance was far from telling him everything there was to know about them.

  “We are sorry about Captain Dyson. If there is anything we can do to help, please let us know.”

  Shadira jerked her thumb at André and two heads turned in complete unison.

  He tried his very best to keep his brain from going on a wild spin involving a lot of bright colors and all-too-happy thoughts as he focused his eyes on a spot between the identical twins. Shoulder length peroxide-blond hair, almost-white skin, perfect lips formed into two identical noncommittal smiles – after an hour with Laszlo it was a welcome change in craziness and it was more than he could take.

  André jumped off the park bench and started to pace restlessly. “We need a crew for Captain Dyson’s old ship. We need someone who can take a shift and keep the ship running. Think you two can do that?”

  “Yes!” 

  He couldn’t even tell their voices apart. Their identical twin-ness extended to their tone of voice and pitch. But if they would sign on they would run the night-shift, well out off his sight. He stopped his pacing and shot a sullen glance over his shoulder. “And what’s it to you?”

  “Have you ever heard of Adigeon Prime?” two people asked in one voice.

  “Yes. They do some genetic engineering there that is outlawed everywhere in the Federation. Is that where you’re from?”

  “Yes. Captain Dyson liberated us from Adigeon. We owe him for that. If we can’t repay him, we can at least do something for his friends.”

  *****

  André slumped down on the park bench and filled his lungs with fresh air. “Great. Now all we need is someone who knows his way around one hundred year old engines and a lot of spare parts and we’ll be on our way.”

  “If you are looking for the best propulsion engineer on this planet look no further,” a cheerful voice quipped.

  With a lot more than a little satisfaction André noticed the Andorian’s gulp and the sweat running down the boy’s face as he beheld the three guns pointed at him. ‘Armed and dangerous – maybe not. Armed and feeling good about it - yep!’

  “Whoa, relax!” the young Andorian raised his hands in a wide theatrical gesture of innocent defenselessness. “I want off this world and you guys are my ticket.”

  “This isn’t your business, kid.”

  “Oh yeah? I’ve been looking for you most of the day and if you are taking on The Hawk I want in. Can’t you see? This will be great!”

  “Yep,” a grunting voice replied and André turned around to face an all too familiar Nausicaan facing him across the barrel of a very big, very ugly gun.

  “This will be a really great way for all of you to die.”

 

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